"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
--Penny Ward Moser
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
-- Gene Hill
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money."
--Joe Weinstein
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard."
--Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
--Franklin P. Jones
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